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Why the fuck does NBA Summer League basketball exist?!?  The damn season doesn’t start until September!!  Next, lets look at some of the players on the Minnesota Timberwolves.

Drew Neitzel – At least he was good in college, but I don’t see any NBA potential, unless a team is looking for a John Stockton.

Pooh Jeter – Who?

Longar Longar – Yeah, seriously.  And Minnesota is listed as his college.  I don’t recall him being on the Gopher’s roster, maybe he played for Winona.

Vincent Grier – I liked Vincent at Minnesota.  He got us into the NCAA Tourney for the first time since 1947.  He got us there on his ability to drive the basket and make incredibly ugly shots.  BUT HE HAS NO JUMP SHOT!

Dan Coleman – I hate Dan Coleman.  He wasn’t a leader at Minnesota.  He has a terrible shot.  He doesn’t play with emotion.  He sucks.

Dan Fitzgerald – We know that Kevin McHale loves slow white players.  But seriously, this is a lanky slow white basketball player.  Perfect for Euroland.

This is just looking at one team, check these other people playing in the Summer League.

Speedy Claxton (great name), Brian Randle (Illinois), Pape Sow (huh?), Errick Craven (a new way to spell Eric), Scooter McFadgon, Ndudi Ebi (FUCKING IBI DIBI IS PLAYING!!), JamesOn Curry (is it pronounced like Jameson or JAMES-on?), James Augustine (ex-Illini, won’t play in the NBA), D’or Fischer (D’or, like Dior?), Antywane Robinson (Anti-wan?  That’s not a name)