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Hilarious and well down. Watch.

No two grown men should ever A)  Hug each other like this and B) Have that face while doing so.

Ever wonder what your name would be if Sarah Palin was your mother??  Your wait is over.  Here is the official If Sarah Palin Was My Mom Name Generator.  Please leave a comment with what your name would be.

(full name), if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be… Wood Corps Palin.
(first name), if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be… Drill Swollen Palin.
Rick Rickert, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be…Rot Pipeline Palin.
Jarissa Skorbner, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be… Thump Hummer Palin.

You better not have missed the original Show Me Your Genitals video. For those who saw it and loved it, there’s a part 2!! Part 2 is 57x better than the original. Enjoy!

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Heyo.  So we get to watch the first of the presidential debates this Friday night.  I know some of you aren’t planning to stay in to watch the debate, but if you are somewhere with a TV you might as well be watching it and drinking.

Typically, Presidential debate drinking games go along the lines of drinking x amount if y happens.  I’m not an expert on this, but I’m just going to through some ideas out.  Please submit your own ideas.

• Take 1 sip when John McCain says “My friends”
• 1 big chug if someone mentions Ronald Reagan
• 1 shot of Vodka if someone mentions the cold war
• 1 shot of choice if someone mentions H-Dawg (Hillary Clinton)
• Chug peach schnapps when someone mentions Georgia, the country
• Take 5 drinks when Obama says “Let me finish John” or “John let me finish”
• Bong 7 beers if McCain chokes Obama in a Frankstein-esque fashion
• Take 2 sips when McCain says “Country First”
• Take 5 drinks if McCain says “pork.”  If he accidentally says “porn” finish your drink
• Take 3 drinks when McCain mentions Obama’s role as a community organizer
• Take 5 shots if McCain still claims the economy is sound
• Take 1 shot of Tequila if either mentions Rick Rickert
• Finish half your drink if Obama brings up the number of McCain’s houses or cars
• Finish a 40 if McCain refers to Obama as Osama

Yesteday I was reading through a Ned Yost was Fired/The Brewers Suck/Get off the Brewer Bandwagon news article on my phone during lunch.  I was nearly done reading when I came across the word “Rejiggered”.  I never new rejiggered or even jiggered was a word.

• Rejiggered means to readjust or rearrange.  So one could say, “I’m uncomfortable, I need to rejigger my balls.”
• Jiggered is an Old-fashioned informal damned or blowed.  “well, I’m jiggered, so that’s where it went!” would be a normal usage.
  
• A jigger is simply someone who jigs or operates a jig, a small measure for liquor, a drill that operates with a jerking or jolting motion, or a light all-purpose tackle.
• A Jig can be a dance, a fishing lure, an apparatus for cleaning or separating crushed ore by agitation in water, or a device for guiding a tool or for holding machine work in place.
• Jigga = Jay Z

Well, it’s good to see the Alama Mater make the US news.  I chose the CBS link because of the great video that goes with it.  Anyway, the story goes that 33-year old Wendy Brown took her 15-year old daughters ID and enrolled at the pride of Green Bay, Ashwaubenon High School.  Why did she do this?  To fulfill her lifelong dream of obtaining her high school diploma and being a cheerleader.  Tears came to my eyes as I read this, because those too are my lifelong dreams.  I can’t write anymore, I’m getting emotional.

Dude by the name of Gabriel Schwartz had a bad trip to Minneapolis for the Republican National Convention. It all started nicely when he met a woman at the bar inside the luxurious Hotel Ivy in downtown Minneapolis and invited her to his room. She made drinks. He took his clothes off. When Schwartz awoke the next day, the woman was gone and he was missing cash, jewelry and other personal belongings. The missing items included a $30,000 watch, a $20,000 ring and a $5,000 necklace. You may think I’m making this up, I’m not.  And it gets better, watch this video of Gabriel Schwartz during the convention.

This weekend I drove to Plover, WI for a wedding. Instead of driving to Wausau, I took 94 to Osseo and drove through middle Wisconsin. On the way back to ‘Sota, I stopped at the Veteran’s Memorial just outside of Neilsville. I have nothing against memorials for veterans, I am all for them, I just don’t understand having such a nice one outside of Neilsville, WI. The town of Neilsville rolls 2500 deep, a very tiny town.

Anyway, the memorial is very nice and hows some very well down statues. If you ever find yourself driving through middle Wisconsin you should check it out. They also have public bathrooms open from 10am-5pm Click the pictures to see more photos from the Highground Veteran’s Memorial.