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Hopefully you didn’t play by the rules for the 1st Presidential Debate Drinking Game. You would have been very very very close to dead. Anyway, we need to move on and look forward. Thursday marks the Vice President debate at the beautiful Washington University in the Loo or Lu or Lou, whatever. The rules might seem a bit odd, but with Palin you never know what she could say.

• Take a shot of choice if either candidate talks about the bracelet they got from a parent of a soldier
• Take 2 drinks if someone mentions the “Bridge to Nowhere”
• Take 5 drinks anytime someone says ‘pork’
• Take a shot of vodka if someone says ‘hockey’
• Finish half a bottle of Watermelon Pucker if Palin makes another stupid lipstick joke
• Do 2 beer bongs if Green Bay is mentioned
• Slam a Guinness and perform 1 Irish Jig if Palin freaks out, starts crying and runs off the stage
• Finish half your drink every time you hear ‘Maverick’
• Take a shot of Tequila if someone talks about Facebook
• Perform a 10 second keg stand if Palin talks about Russia when asked about her foreign policy experience
• 3 Drinks if Palin mentions her husband
• I have no idea what Biden is going to say, so take 1 drink every time he gives the creepy old man smirk/smile.

That’s all I have for now, please add your thoughts or ideas.