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COLLAR-BLIND

(adjective)  The disability of not being able to distinguish between white collared and blue collared workers

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Well….wow.  I was in Brainerd since Friday for a buddy’s bachelor party.  Wow.  Hmmm.

Friday night turned into a Beer Pong Mania event.  There is really nothing better in life than playing beer pong on a beach, even if it is just a lake beach, it’s still a beach.  Jake and I got manhandled by Mark and Matt, even though Jake will say that we won.  We were so enthralled by the competitive spirit of our matches that we just kept playing and playing and playing.  I got way to drunk and didn’t make it out.  We only got 1 noise complaint, and it wasn’t really a noise complaint, but a “STOP SCREAMING F-BOMBS WITH KIDS AROUND!”

On Saturday we played Bobby’s Course at Craguns.  We separated into two teams, one that sucked and one that was really good.  We won, had 2 eagles, and I hit in from 80 yards out.  An all around good day of golf.

After the round, Matt had a photo shoot with Babe the blue ox.  Hot, really hot.

Sunday was when it took a turn for the worse. It all started with a trip to Buffalo Wild Wings.  After looking at the menu for 15 minutes, Paul asks “What’s the Blazin’ challenge?”  Followed by the rest of the group offering up $$ for him to do the Blazin’ Challenge.  Here’s the video.

Next, we wanted to get Kramer so drunk that he would pass out by 1pm.  We we made him do 6 shots in 3 minutes.  The shots were rail tequila, rail gin, rail whiskey, rail rum, tequila/rum mix shot, and so co.  What him take them down.

The thing about Jake and his friends is that they like to “gay it up”.  But what do 3-4 guys do when the new neighbor is really gay, really really really gay?  And what happens when his travel companion has really really really not-real tits?

So what if the songs from 1993.  I heard it for the 1st time this week and it still bumps.

Greatest Accomplisment

Originally uploaded by Gberger

Today is May 14th, 2009 and this is what I was able to accomplish. What did you do today?

From the GBPG

Alexander Martinez, 20; Richard Dick, 19; and Richard Reed, 22, all of Green Bay, were each charged with substantial battery and disorderly conduct. Dick and Reed are charged with felony false imprisonment for preventing the victims from leaving. Two other people were arrested in the case, but did not make appearances Wednesday.

You read correctly, Dick Dick is being charged with battery and disorderly conduct.

While Late Night With Jimmy Fallon is a rather aweful television program, there has been a highlight.  Do the Jimmy Fallon.

Hot new Ludacris jam floating around the interblogs these days.  The song isn’t finished and there isn’t much word out yet on when and what Ludacris’ next album will be.  RickRickert.com does not condone drinking and driving, but if you must this would be the appropriate song to play while doing so.

Eminem’s next album, The Relapse, hits stores next Tuesday.  The first two singles have been god aweful garbage, which is strange because typically the first single is horrible but the second is good.  However, there are a couple decent songs on the album….two to be exact.  These probably won’t stay up on YouTube for very long.  The songs are “Bagpipes from Baghdad” and “Beautiful”.

I also caught this song will flipping through channels.  It’s from Usher’s Here I Stand album.

I need to add another hot new track.  Fat Joe “Music”. Skip ahead to the 1:13 mark to skip the pre-song talking.  Fat Joe’s favorite beat to rap on, that must count for something.

Interesting read over at the Bleacher Report regarding KG’s racist ways.  Check it out.

Turns out our favorite Aussie basketball player and model wife recently brought a baby girl into the world.  While I’m not a big fan of the name (people are naming their kids after every stupid thing these days)  Pepper Lou Rickert, I’m sure she will be a lovely child if she gets her mother’s genes.  Congrats.