2009
04.28
04.28
- Don’t pay a Vegas hooker for a BJ if she has an addams apple
- Don’t sleep on a pillow that has been farted on
- Do not date a figure skater over the age of 18
- If you found it on the party bus, leave it on the party bus
- Never use the word ‘cunt’ in front of your mother
6. If you are a white male, never do the booty doo.
7. An exception to #6, if you are a white male, who works out and tans daily like Seifballz, you may do the booty do.
8. If your on a party bus and the speakers are blown, shove plastic bags into the woofer and turn the music up.
9. If you are straight and have a glow in the dark rainbow on both sleeves of your shirt, you are gay and just havn’t told anybody yet.
10. If you have a vagina jacket, you must wear it and accept fingering from strangers.
11. Never go to Valentino’s. Never
12. Exception to #11, if you are in a group of 30 or more white people, its OK to go once a year.