http://rickrickert.com Rick Rickert Blows Thu, 09 Sep 2010 01:57:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 http://rickrickert.com/2010/02/26/birthday-present/ http://rickrickert.com/2010/02/26/birthday-present/#comments Fri, 26 Feb 2010 13:59:54 +0000 RicketyRickert http://rickrickert.com/?p=1293 So I have this birthday coming up and I think I finally found the perfect gift that you, the readers, can get me.  Peep this hot Louis Vuitton bag!  It’s basically everything that I look for in a bag, being completely nonfunctional as a bag.  First off, I don’t really need people seeing the contents of my bag.  Open up the bag I carry from home to work and to class and you will find a bottle of water, maybe some Uncrustables, a laptop, hockey puck, an 8×10 autographed photo of Lisa Turtle, the Minnesota Daily, a SARS/Bird Flu mask, bottle of lotion, a fruit cup and a brand new copy of Speaking to Girls Offline for Dummies.  That’s a typical day for me.  I guess the other problem I would have with this bag is that there are giant openings everywhere.  I think the main purpose of a bag is to carry and/or hold things.  This bag doesn’t appear to do that, so is it really bag?  Hmmmm, there’s a brain teaser for you.

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