Gopher Men’s BBall

So the Univeristy of Minnesota Men’s BBall team is the Champions…of some tournament full of nobody’s.  I can’t get the picture to upload from work.  I’ll get it up after I get home…

New Camera

My new camera came in the mail yesterday.  I’m pretty stoked.  I don’t think it will make it out on the party bus this weekend, but it should be back in GB for Thanksgiving and in Lutsen for the snowboard trip.

Finally, Snow Making

It’s been awhile since I’ve done anything to this site.  Luckily Natalie wrote a brilliant comment on the About page.  Thanks sweetie.  I didn’t realize the New Zealand Basketball League was the life goal for someone with a head as big as Rick’s was.

Anyway, to the real news.  Snowmaking has begun at Lutsen Mounttain.

The ski hill will actually be open this weekend.  Better yet, 25 days still stand between now and when our crew of 40+ takes over the shores of Lake Superior.  The weather appears to be perfect for snowmaking.  This is really building up to be the best Lutsen trip ever.  And with that, I feel like something really really really bad could happen…

High Point University

The other day, a co-worker was discussing with me the upcoming Gopher Men’s Basketball season.  While looking at the schedule I noticed that on December 28th we have a fierce battle against High Point.  What the hell is High Point?  Sounds like a U-18 touring program. Turns out there’s actually a university in North Carolina called High Point located in the god-awful town of High Point.  But once arriving at the High Point website, you are greated with this beautiful image.  Click the image to enlarge.

Looks like everyday at North Point is a co-ed swimsuit water fight in 80 degree sunny weather with inflattable games.  Party!

Terry Tate is Back

Slippery When Wet


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Joe Biden’s Creepy Smile Makes Me Laugh

Nothing to See Here




Nothing to See Here

Originally uploaded by Gberger

Pictures like this make me feel like I’ll never grow up. Oh well.

Matt Stairs Comes out of the Closet

According to Matt Stairs, there is no better feeling than having your ass hammered by a bunch of guys.  You don’t believe a professional athlete would say that during an interview??

How is this art?

I’m not an art expert.  But how is a giant pink stuffed bunny considered art?  Wouldn’t every stuffed animal made be considered art?  So then the child labor workers in Asia would be considered artists?  I can’t be wrong on this issue, can I be??

John McCain’s Upper Teeth

During last nights debate, The Basher mentioned to me how John McCain’s upper teeth are rarely seen.  And it’s true.  It’s kind of scary how someone can be in the national spotlight so much and not show their upper set of teeth. See….all bottom row when he speaks.

While this is a great topic of discussion, I really only wrote about it because I wanted to post the picture below of McCain.  Some might say that he missed his calling and should be on America’s Next Top Model.  Just look at the desire and dedication in his eyes.  His intense look makes me think that dear Mr. Puddles went missing.  We can only pray that he did not.

‘I Am Under 18′ Button Clicked For First Time In History Of Internet

Via TheOnion

CHINO, CA—In an unprecedented and historic event Monday, the “I Am Under 18″ button, an Internet security device which if selected restricts access to websites featuring adult content, was clicked for the first time ever. “I knew I could simply claim to be over 18 and continue onto my desired destination, but I also realized that I would have to live with that lie for the rest of my life,” said local resident Garrett Kinley, 17. “I admit, I was curious to see what type of material I would find on www.juggworld.com, but that button was clearly placed there for a reason, and let’s face it: 17 and three-quarters is not 18. I plan to return to the site three months from now, when I will be mature enough to handle its content.” Moments later, Kinley’s friend Dave Gerrard, 17, pushed Kinley aside and clicked the “I Am Over 18″ button himself, at which point a tactical police unit broke down his bedroom door and arrested hi

Rapper’s Real Names

Did you know Akon’s real name is Aliuane Badara Thiam??  Yippeee!!

Learn more rapper names here.  

Upside Down Dogs

Another great site. I’m going to be taking some upside-down pictures of the Duker tonight…he’s going to hate it, but tomorrow he’ll be famous.

PalinAsPresident.com

Check it out.

Click around.  My favorites are the different pictures of ‘Mavericks’.

Final Presidential Debate Drinking Game of 2008

“My friends, are you ready, my friends, to drink, my friends?”

  • 1 drink when McCain says “My friends”
  • 1 shot when McCain begins and ends with “My friends”
  • 2 shots if Obama mocks McCain and refers to McCain as his friend
  • 5 drinks when either candidate says “pork”
  • 5 shots if either candidate says “porn”
  • 1 drink for “maverick”
  • 5 drinks when Barack says “John, let me finish”
  • 1 drink anytime either candidate draws a big circle on their notes on the podium
  • 1 jagerbomb when McCain talks about Bill Ayers
  • 1 shot of tequila if McCain refers to Palin as an energy expert
  • 10 drinks when Barack says “That’s just not right”
  • 1 shot of 151 when Barack says Pakistan, but with a British accent (pah kis stahn)
  • 2 drinks when either candidate thanks the venue or the moderator
  • 5 drinks when either candidate gets cut off for time
  • 10 drinks if either McCain refuses to shake either Obamas hand after the debate.

Halloween Costumes or AIDs Awareness Campaign?

Can you feel the AIDs emanating from this picture??

Sarah Palin

2 Great News Stories Today

Man opts for ‘I was stupid’ sign outside plant

EAU CLAIRE, Wis. - A man who caused damage at a waste water treatment plant in Eau Claire has decided to pick public humiliation over jail time to pay for his crime.

Eau Claire County Judge Paul Lenz gave Shane McQuillan an option after he was found guilty of criminal damage to property for ramming his car into a closed gate at the plant.

McQuillan could spent time in jail, or spend a day outside the plant holding a sign that says “I was stupid.” McQuillan chose the sign sentence Wednesday.

Cops nab pair in same vehicle for drunken driving

FARGO, N.D. - Fargo police said two men were arrested for drunken driving in the same vehicle. Police Lt. Pat Claus said an officer pulled over a 23-year-old man early Thursday morning. Claus said while that man was taking a sobriety test, a 24-year-old passenger got behind the wheel and tried to drive off.

Claus said the passenger was also arrested for drunken driving. Both men were taken to the Cass County jail.

Claus called the case “unique.”

Brett Favre’s House for Sale

Brett Favre’s old house in Ashwaubenon has been put up for sale.  Doesn’t he know that the housing market is terrible and the economy is in the pooper?!?  Micoley and Company have the listing posted here.  $475,000 seems a bit steep in this market, but then again there’s probably someone out there who will buy it because it’s Brett Favre.  Maybe Lil Wayne can buy it!! There are some interesting pinks and greens inside, and by interesting I meant disgusting.

Edit: The picture of Brett Favre’s house was taking way too long to load, so I substituted this fine picture.  Even a well trained eye won’t know the difference.